APinion about AP ...

Some random thoughts again...


There is a guy who feels the need to defend
Without ever having a need to offend
While protecting his existence of origin
By replying to each and every comment

The mails he shoots come from a floor called Fourth
In a building full of people of proven worth
But this doesn't affect the TASos who drowse
That the building is called Bombay House

He feels that the joke has been sucked upon too much
And there is a need for these TASos to grow up
Little that he knows that this joke won't flop
Coz' an empty mind is a devil's workshop

And if he feels that defending will cause it to stop
He is nothing but wrong in his assumption of sorts
AP ma' boy the more you defend the more we mock
And IIM Ahmedabad will always rock!!! :-)


TAS 2008 will exactly know why I posted this... others don't matter...

There is someone called...

Just some random thoughts...over a short poem composed in 15 minutes...

THERE IS SOMEONE CALLED

There is someone called a Mother
Who pampers you so much that you wouldn't have to bother
She gives you everything and expects none
And if you were to trust, she is the one

There is someone called a Dad
Who teaches you how to respect and how to avoid the bad
Toils hard so that you live life king size
In a world where everyday is a fight

There is someone called a Teacher
Who makes you realize you are unique only at home
And tries to mold you into something worthwhile
So at some point later it gives your parents that ultimate smile :-)

There is someone called a Friend
Who you choose at your liberty from end to end
The thoughts that you find difficult to share
Somehow in his/her company become so clear...

There is someone called an enemy
Who you cant see eye to eye
But as they say always in the corporate ends
Know your enemies better than your friends...

There is someone called a Boss
Who gives you the work so gross
He takes away your right of refusal
Helps you learn, you are at his disposal! :-P

There is someone called a colleague
Who lies in the same boat that you are in
You vent out your frustration over mugs of beer
And let him know that nobody here is Boss's dear


And then there was someone really special... :-((


Signing off
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The Great Indian Laughter Challenge

Its another 5 years and India who people call a biggest democracy is going again for elections. Our leaders are awake again and we are hearing from them every day if not more about various issues that concern them. Everybody wants to take India to a new level in their own way.
But it is a common phenomena that when you are quiet for a very long time you speak more when you get your voice back. Here is the list of few gems that our leaders have spurted over last few weeks in the media. To me these are nothing more than jokes and with progressive channels like India TV the fun is all the more this summer.

Varun Gandhi wants to cut hands of anyone who raises hands against Hindus in India. Like they care!!

Sanjay Dutt wants to liberally and maybe publicly give jhappis and pappis to Mayawati!!.... aarghhhhhhh!

Advani thinks Manmohan is a weak Prime Minister...and he is rooting to become one at the age of 81...

Mamta di thinks she will lose the ground in West Bengal because of Nano launch during elections... how many did she win last time?? ... I think 1...is there much to lose?

Lalu Yadav wants to crush Varun Gandhi under the roller...hehe... he was our Railway Minister...wonder why he didn't think of an engine...

Pranab Mukherjee thinks Manmohan doesn't have to be a wrestler to be strong... I wonder what was his line of thought when he blabbered this!

The Home Minister cant even ensure his security with a shoe flinging right across him!... he just couldn't shoo away the shoe :-)

Vaiko says if SL Tamils are killed then there will be blood bath in TN. What did he mean by that? Will he kill more people in TN... I mean Indian Tamils?

Advani thinks Jayalalitha will join NDA after election and Amma says Nay...

Raj Thackeray wants 80% reservation for Sons of Soil... what does he want to turn Maharashtra into?? West Bengal?? :-P

After shoe flinging incidents all around ...Modi has started carrying his own metal net... someone thinks this time it wont miss :-D

Amar Singh is sure that everybody has got the Samajwadi Party manifesto wrong... yaa we are all dumb asses here :-P

Priyanka Gandhi said I will never contest elections...but Rahul has what it takes to become a PM...LOL!

Rahul Gandhi is fighting from Amethi a Congress stronghold...kya daring hai bhai bande ki :-D

The third front is unique this time...with almost 6 probable PM candidates...Everyone says if given a chance they will not say no to becoming a PM ... In a scattered 3rd front who is gonna give this chance? :-O... I also want one :-)

Is any of these buggers talking about making more roads, metros, flyovers, irrigation systems, electricity grid linking or for that matter controlling inflation drops? Either they don't understand these issues or they are knowingly ignorant...its a double edged sword you know...

India needs a CEO...definitely it does... its time for managers to enter this gutter and organize it. There is too much mess out here!!
With average of 40% voting which is not even a full representative of the Indian voters its high time we start online voting and negative votes in the Indian context. For candidates who have disappointed their voters there has to be a downside risk of not caring. But even this bill will have to pass through the Lok Sabha and will never go through. Because everyone knows that disaster will strike if they allow such things!!

But till then all this and more coming up in the Great Indian Laughter Challenge...for whole of April and whole of May...