The Great Indian Laughter Challenge

Its another 5 years and India who people call a biggest democracy is going again for elections. Our leaders are awake again and we are hearing from them every day if not more about various issues that concern them. Everybody wants to take India to a new level in their own way.
But it is a common phenomena that when you are quiet for a very long time you speak more when you get your voice back. Here is the list of few gems that our leaders have spurted over last few weeks in the media. To me these are nothing more than jokes and with progressive channels like India TV the fun is all the more this summer.

Varun Gandhi wants to cut hands of anyone who raises hands against Hindus in India. Like they care!!

Sanjay Dutt wants to liberally and maybe publicly give jhappis and pappis to Mayawati!!.... aarghhhhhhh!

Advani thinks Manmohan is a weak Prime Minister...and he is rooting to become one at the age of 81...

Mamta di thinks she will lose the ground in West Bengal because of Nano launch during elections... how many did she win last time?? ... I think 1...is there much to lose?

Lalu Yadav wants to crush Varun Gandhi under the roller...hehe... he was our Railway Minister...wonder why he didn't think of an engine...

Pranab Mukherjee thinks Manmohan doesn't have to be a wrestler to be strong... I wonder what was his line of thought when he blabbered this!

The Home Minister cant even ensure his security with a shoe flinging right across him!... he just couldn't shoo away the shoe :-)

Vaiko says if SL Tamils are killed then there will be blood bath in TN. What did he mean by that? Will he kill more people in TN... I mean Indian Tamils?

Advani thinks Jayalalitha will join NDA after election and Amma says Nay...

Raj Thackeray wants 80% reservation for Sons of Soil... what does he want to turn Maharashtra into?? West Bengal?? :-P

After shoe flinging incidents all around ...Modi has started carrying his own metal net... someone thinks this time it wont miss :-D

Amar Singh is sure that everybody has got the Samajwadi Party manifesto wrong... yaa we are all dumb asses here :-P

Priyanka Gandhi said I will never contest elections...but Rahul has what it takes to become a PM...LOL!

Rahul Gandhi is fighting from Amethi a Congress stronghold...kya daring hai bhai bande ki :-D

The third front is unique this time...with almost 6 probable PM candidates...Everyone says if given a chance they will not say no to becoming a PM ... In a scattered 3rd front who is gonna give this chance? :-O... I also want one :-)

Is any of these buggers talking about making more roads, metros, flyovers, irrigation systems, electricity grid linking or for that matter controlling inflation drops? Either they don't understand these issues or they are knowingly ignorant...its a double edged sword you know...

India needs a CEO...definitely it does... its time for managers to enter this gutter and organize it. There is too much mess out here!!
With average of 40% voting which is not even a full representative of the Indian voters its high time we start online voting and negative votes in the Indian context. For candidates who have disappointed their voters there has to be a downside risk of not caring. But even this bill will have to pass through the Lok Sabha and will never go through. Because everyone knows that disaster will strike if they allow such things!!

But till then all this and more coming up in the Great Indian Laughter Challenge...for whole of April and whole of May...