Bala-G ... "G" maane "Goofy"

I would have posted this long time ago, but this post had been sitting in the Drafts section of my blog as I wanted to post it when the day is right. And today the day is right... :-)


The following is an excerpt from a non-fictional conquest of Z-balls to try and find a girl and part ways from the ossum club of the single called "Balls-Bhramchari"

The following excerpt involves a girl (in future referred as Balika-G) and Z-balls (in future referred as Bala-G)

Scene : Z-balls and the girl are sitting alone in a room and discussing if they can see a future for themselves.

Balika-G :Hello, I am Anamika
Bala-G: I am Bala-G or Man-Duck (B.Arch, MBA from IIMA) .... eom

Balika-G: Wow! I have never met a graduate from IIMA... Is this the real one or something like IIPM?
Bala-G: Its Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad .... Grrrr.....Peace to all ...eom

Balika-G: I am feeling I am doing all the talking... hee haw... you should also say something.
Bala-G: Yes you are... eom

Bala-G: I do have some questions for you though. Do you know how to play Frisbee? ...eom
Balika-G: Yes. I used to play forward in my Home Science days.... you know I am good at Home Science .. ;-)
Bala-G: I have heard this home science dialogue somewhere...in some movie...So will you teach me then? I am sick of camouflaging that I know how to play frisbee. Some of friends knew that and I used to bribe them with Nimbu paani in CT ...eom
Balika-G: (gives a wierd look) ... oh ok...

Bala-G: Do you know how to cook food? I always wanted to be a cook, but my grades were low in Std XII and so could get only into Architecture ...eom
Balika-G: Yes. I am glad you are honest about your ignorance.
Bala-G: I have to be. Everyone figures out in some time anyways. So I give it away myself. They call it Freezo level in IIMA...eom
Balika-G: Why do you always say "eom" after every sentence?
Bala-G: It means "End of message" but some enemies of mine have coined it as "End of Manhood" ...eom
Balika-G: ewwww!

Bala-G: How far is your office from Airport? ...eom
Balika-G: Not very far. Why do you ask?
Bala-G: (thinks) ... (thinks again and slips the next question)

Bala-G: Will you be able to shift to "Saddi Dilli" after marriage? ...eom
Balika-G; I may. but whats so good about Dilli?
Bala-G: (thinks harder than ever this time..) ... Peace to all ...eom

Bala-G: Do you hate Mumbai? ...eom
Balika-G: No way! I am from Mumbai. You should have atleast have read my CV before shortlisting me.
Bala-G: Ohh I got just 1 CV that too after so many years...and even placecommers don't read the CVs before shortlisting people :-P ...eom
Balika-G: oh ok

Balika-G somehow realizes that now she has to dump Bala-G and suddenly her mood changes and she starts acting weirder than even Bala-G

Bala-G:Do you know how to sing? ...eom
Balika-G: Yes but only after 2-3 Vodka with Cranberry drinks.
Bala-G: So you drink too?? ...eom
Balika-G: Only on weekdays, weekends I am home so I manage with Hash and Grass...

Bala-G: Did you have a BF before? ...eom
Balika-G: Not many
Bala-G: (shocked and not knowing how to react... he slips a filler question)

Bala-G: Are you a BJP supporter or Congress or the 3rd front.. or the 4th front? ...eom
Balika-G: Last time I voted for Congress... this time it will be 3rd front. I like Mayawati's entrepreneurial spirit of converting election into Revenue generation scheme at the expense of election commission. I hate BJP and Hindu loyalists...
Bala-G: (About to pull his last remaining hair ... from his head)
Balika-G: Peace to all... and yaa ....eod ;-)
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Will not be continued... End of story... End of an Era :-)