Friday, March 13, 2009

Managing Innovation



Recently ... to be very specific in this week I noted some innovations and counter innovations in the work styles of a certain section of people. I am talking of two sections of people where one supposedly breaks the law and the other supposedly tries to control him.
No points for guessing, but I am talking of "Taxi Drivers" and "Traffic Policemen" in Mumbai. Lets call the first as "Champa" and the second one as "Chameli". Also lets call the BEST buses as "Genda"

Champa knows that in a crowded city like Mumbai there is no exclusivity for them. So to increase the revenue they either have to work long hours or try to reduce their idle time in the regular hours. Champa then found out that people in Mumbai have got a lot of spare money and would not mind in hiring Champa for their services. But for that to happen they will have to win market share from Genda. Champa also noted that unless its Genda Full nobody likes to substitute towards Champa.
However since last many years, inspite of getting more Genda into the service... Genda has always been full. Seeing this opportunity Champa decided its better to wait at the Genda Stand for better chances of getting customers.

However as per rules Chameli has full authority to stop Champa for getting customers from the Genda stand. Chameli believes since its called Genda stand, it can be used only by Genda. But as everyone knows Champa never listens. They continued to render services from Genda Stand. Chameli tried hard to stop Champa from doing so by issuing tickets or taking bribes, but to no avail. After some time Chameli realized this as an excellent business opportunity and instead of stopping Champa, they started to catch them red handed. This served as additional income for Chameli to get new Sarees, jewelery and consumer durables for home.

But Chameli realized that whenever Champa thought that they were around, Champa used to run away. Therefore Chameli thought of an excellent innovation. Since Champa used to wait at the Genda Stand, Chameli thought its better to get into a Genda and then get to Chameli. This idea really worked and everyday Champa used to face lots of fines. It became difficult for Champa to do business.

However every excellent innovation is cut by a counter innovation. All Champas got together and thought. Chameli could get into a Genda only on a Genda stand. If one Champa noticed a Chameli on a Genda stand, it would rush ahead and warn all Champas of the inherent danger. This would alert all Champas and they would run away. In this way Chameli found that its income was reducing drastically by the day.

This may not be a best example of Innovation and Counter Innovation. But if you have read it till here... it proves that you too have no work on this Friday.

Also I am too bored to write more about Champa, Chameli and Genda and so I cut this story short abruptly... :-)

Go and enjoy your weekend and please do not leave any random, arbit, hurtful, sarcastic and critical comments on my blog behind me... U know sometimes it hurts :-P

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Devils Den - 6th March - 3rd Birthday

Today is 6th March... another year ...another birthday of Devils Den a.k.a Dorm 23, IIM Ahmedabad. When I started here, I did not have any experience of staying alone and believe me it was tough. But after 2 years I think that Devils Den was the best home I could get away from home.
This post has reference to many people who made D23 the way it is today. Many people who are not from IIMA may not be able to relate to it... but D23 does deserve a post today... It has been 3 years since our dorm came into existence.

Crazy people...Crazy Ideas...and loads of fun!!

Below are listed some of the things that me and many of our dorm mates will never forget for a life time.

1) The happening TV room where cricket used to be a religion. Somehow when I saw the game India lost ...so I was kinda not very welcome during any match :-D

2) Chasing BoKhaC at 4am in the night for playing saxophone and finally locking him in his own room

3) Sunday lunch from Metro with Zinga, Ghalib and BD

4) Disturbing Thoku Uncle while he was sleeping using my ossum speakers!!

5) 5am TT games with Bhonpu and BD

6) Dunking BoKhaC, his GOH and the entire Section C ...guhahaha! It went on and on and on!

7) Nominating "The Dorm Day Zero for Life" ... Obviously she is our Tuchchi... No points for guessing!!

8) Never talking to Gayab Uncle other than "Hi" :-D

9) Chussu and his curtain covered Gods....hahahahaha

10) Bursting crackers on D11 people when they landed up shouting at Devils after their Corpo D... ;-)

11) Sant's decorated room and his Balance sheet...simply amazing!!

12) RGs late night fundaes...which some days used to scare the hell out of me

13) Zingaaaaaaaa my sutta partner ... bakarr partner .... and cricket partner....

14) Mugging with Pari, Haila and Suroor...absolutely clueless!!

15) Getting dunked by Bambu, Gocho and God :-X

16) Frequent fights with Suroor over why does he have more cosmetics than the rest of the dorm put together...

17) Well Akhtar ke paas toh sirf ek hi kaam ke liye jaate the ;-)

18) The first dorm Tshirt... Nice work Pari...

19) Maalish who generally was in group meets but after 3 always used to help :-P

20) Baapu, Ghalib outside Gocho's room...shouting and embarrassing a kind soul ..hehehe

21) Gibbup fachchas :-D

22) Gaehun aur uski kahaniyan!!!

23) Latak who tried to graduate with a degree in 3P... but was defeated hands down!!

24) Fanta's room from where he looked at D20 with a different kind of interest :-))

25) Satack the phenomenon who just said "Tera problem kya hai?" ...hehe

26) Linga who never told me how he could manage to give rems to so many girls in WIMWI at the same time...

27) Cricket games in TV room...damn it took 2 pairs of spectacles of mine... One goes to Fanta and other to Mundu :-X

28) Mundu saying " Mein toh shaadi shuda gareeb aadmi hoon"

29) BD and Pari the buggers putting juices from people's dbabs... both were oo creative ...

30) Thoku chasing dogs after midnight in the dorm...hahaha!!

Everything was so ossum... but everything comes to an end... the traditions continue!!

Happy birthday D23...U rock!!


THE MOTTO OF OUR LIVES...credits Dede

"MAY SIN BE YOUR RELIGION AND DEVIL BE YOUR GOD"

Signing off

Atku