Ek saal...

Well as everyone I somehow completed a year with TAS sometime in June and now I am on a long about 7 days vacation. Its raining in Mumbai and I decided to pen down the some sentences I happened to hear (only hear I repeat) in the last one year in the corporate set up which unfortunately I am a part of...for now at least :-P


* We need to go forward with a strategy... ah ok :-P

* So are you doing anything today?

* It may not be very ethical but we are doing nothing wrong by crossing the line and coming back :-D

* At the beginning of the day I look forward to the lunch

* Smoke?

* Do we have a HR department?

* I and my boss have same feelings for each other... we both hate each other...

* I banged today again... my car I mean... (everyone loffs :-) )

* How did you do that? ... Sir...umm ... SUM(A6:J6)...duh!

* So what is this? ...err Sir...they call it Gtalk ;-)

* I want you to work from home this weekend... sure Sir I am incapable of having a social life outside office... I will oblige :-PPP

* Nice work :-)

* Our country managers are all b@$%#^@s... and we are the fools who placed them there... I agree with you Sir ... :-O

* Hmm so you are listening music in office... Yessar it reduces my efficiency if I don't ... :-D

* See the MD is coming today...if you want to ask too many questions...better make yourself scarce :-)

* I spent 23 years in this firm ... me thinks "what a waste!!" :-)

* We will give you 2 way tickets...choice is yours...u may return from Salt Lake City or Vegas...I don't care :-D

* How can you get caught by cops thrice in 2 months for speeding? Don't you have any self control... :-D

* I am going to China for 2 weeks so you can work from Delhi office ... me thinks "work?"

* This tender we will price it at -3% PBT... we can't afford to lose more... :-O

* So you are from IIMA...I heard you guys are very arrogant and rude... Yessar but people generally don't say that to our face :-)

* So what rating do you want in your appraisal? :-D

* There are still 4 more days to the weekend...bah! :-)

* What food would you like to have? ...Err palatable?

* Would you like to join us permanently? ... :-)))

* You are a aspiring and good manager...I am sure this role is not that challenging but you would surely be interested in it.... Hell NO!

* You went beyond my expectations and completed the project in time.... Saar what exactly do you mean? :-X

* Lets do some cost cutting!

* to be continued...

Signing off
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Kuch khayal...

Some lines I penned down after a long time...

इक पल के लिए रुकेंगे
इक पल के लिए सहम जायेंगे
याद तोह बहुत सताएगी हमें
पर यादों के साथ जीना सीख जायेंगे

हम हमेशा से नहीं सोचते थे इस कदर
कुछ हमारा कुछ इसमें तुम्हारा है असर
ना मानो तुम इस बात को अब से
पर सच तोह सच है ना जाने कबसे

एक वादा कर बैठे हैं हम अपने आप से
याद में तुम्हारी ना बहाएंगे एक भी अश्रु
दिलाएँगे यह एहसास तुम्हें हर दम में
क्या खोया है तुमने अपने जीवन में