Who is the boss?

Actually I make it a point to write something, atleast something once a month. However past 2-3 months have been really bad with long hours, some touring and lack of interest to write...

But some days weird thoughts cross your mind... Today I thought of comparing "A Boss" to "A Wife".

Disclaimers: I have minimal/negligible/absolutely No personal experience of the above. All views are attributed to the powers of observation bestowed upon me by God. All views are penned down as an unbiased external observer. :-P

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BOSS AND A WIFE:

- Both get angry when you are late
- Both have a wrong timing of entry
- Both set deadlines for you
- Both like to delegate work to you
- Both generally have no idea what is happening around them
- Both love more money in their hands than they get
- Both point out your mistakes
- Both convince you at the end of the day
- Both can give you at max 30 minutes in the day
- Both help in improving your listening skills
- Both ensure you look a dumb ass in front of them!

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A BOSS AND A WIFE:

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